What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:19

Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
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Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?